The Frog that Sits Outside.

Right out of the window of my apartment bed room is a pond. In this pond live some frogs. While originally I thought it was cute falling a asleep to their mating croaks, now I think of them more as a horny frat that parties every damn night. No one ever believes me how large or loud they are either. So the other day they were sitting in the sun, and here is my evidence!

Thiisss Guuyyy…
Judging from the number of empty 40’s in the reeds they had been partying again.

He’s at least 5 inches from tip to tail.